Courtesy of Ian Bone’s blog, a diamond of a comment for anyone that missed it-
5ml of lurv
It has been a while since I read it, but it was one of those things that just kind of stuck with me, probably because I laughed a little too hard at it upon my first reading.
This is what Chuck Pahalinuk, author of fight club said,
“Years later, in London, a young man pulled me aside before a book event. He was a waiter at a five-star restaurant–one of only two five-star restaurants in the city–and he loved how I depicted waiters spoiling food. Long before they’d read my book, he and other servers had messed with the food they served celebrities.
When I asked him to name one celebrity, he shook his head. No, he couldn’t risk telling.
When I refused to sign his book, he waved me closer and whispered:
‘Margaret Thatcher has eaten my cum.’
He held up one hand, his fingers spread, and said:
‘At least five times. . .’”
‘TASTELESS’, I HEAR YOU SAY? WELL… THAT’S HARD TO KNOW NOW SHE’S DEAD! (BOOM BOOM!!)
THE RICH ARE OUR MISFORTUNE.