‘MAGGIE THATCHER ATE MY CUM’

Courtesy of Ian Bone’s blog, a diamond of a comment for anyone that missed it-

5ml of lurv

It has been a while since I read it, but it was one of those things that just kind of stuck with me, probably because I laughed a little too hard at it upon my first reading.

This is what Chuck Pahalinuk, author of fight club said,

“Years later, in London, a young man pulled me aside before a book event. He was a waiter at a five-star restaurant–one of only two five-star restaurants in the city–and he loved how I depicted waiters spoiling food. Long before they’d read my book, he and other servers had messed with the food they served celebrities.

When I asked him to name one celebrity, he shook his head. No, he couldn’t risk telling.

When I refused to sign his book, he waved me closer and whispered:

‘Margaret Thatcher has eaten my cum.’

He held up one hand, his fingers spread, and said:

‘At least five times. . .’”

http://ianbone.wordpress.com/2013/04/10/full-on-anarchist-scare-underway/#comment-48880

‘TASTELESS’, I HEAR YOU SAY? WELL… THAT’S HARD TO KNOW NOW SHE’S DEAD! (BOOM BOOM!!)

THE RICH ARE OUR MISFORTUNE.

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2 responses to “‘MAGGIE THATCHER ATE MY CUM’

  1. Dave

    Apparently, after her funeral at St Pauls, Thatcher was taken to Mortlake Crematorium for ‘disposal’.
    One Tory-hating member of staff did just that – he flushed her ashes down the staff toilet, together with a particularly noxious dump, and replaced them with some dry soil from the garden of remembrance!!

    Death and food are great levellers… when prepared for you by someone you’ve pissed off.

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